Berlin 1

It's the day after the Big Day.  Everyone's still on cloud 9.  A trip to a Concentration Camp is always a good buzz kill.  It' about an hour ride. 

I opted out of the tour talk from J-Gina.  Instead I decided to get blog inspiration from The Beatles, Abbey Road.  If you haven't listened to it in awhile (or ever), it's great.  Especially, when driving to a Concentration Camp.

"Come together right now"

"1234567 all good children go to heaven"

"Such a dirty old man"

We arrived at Terezin. It’s a historic village that the Nazi’s created to trick Jews into believing it was a safe place. In reality, in was a ghetto that housed prisoners prior to their execution.

The propaganda was so good (bad) that people did not know what was really going on. They thought it was ok to go there.

I know it's important for all of us to learn what our ancestors sacrificed for our freedom. But it's heart breaking.  I needed a distraction. So, I decided to play a game called “Who Looks More Jew?”  I think you will catch on.

Jewy Jeff

Nope.  Silicon Icon.

Bagel Bro

Can't believe the list of Jews taken to this place.  1,000's at a time with detailed records. Never forget.

They created a cemetery and then started cremating 1,000's and 1,000's of prisoners that died before they could be sent to the death camps.  

Where Cremations Happened

I like my game better....

Hmm. Not Really.

Not at All

Wavy Hair In Face?  Not Jew Looking.  

Now We're Talking... Yiddish

I'd like the Matzah Brie

This is a small synagogue where prisoners prayed.  I'm ready to go.  Fuck Hitler.  I'm done.

Jew Frow

Jew Look = 10

Bus Driver Jew Look = 0

Back on the bus with Jew Zero. And like all families do after a Concentration Camp tour and on their way to Berlin, we decided to play, “Reveal Your Favorite Poo Story” Mark kicked the game off.  Surprised?

Alex went 2nd, with no constipation hesitation.

My family nickname is Skids. Coined by Wendy.  Apparently, I didn't realize a lengthy skid mark while answering room service one night.  Today, I shall officially induct other members into my exclusive club.

Mark: Road Warrior

Alex and Kelly: Mr. and Mrs. OhShitz

Jeremy: Karate King Krap

Rob: Air Xanax

Max: ACPee

Reid: Bowel Biker 

Bethie: Garage Dumper

Amy: Slotsssss 

And the winner of today's most courageous story goes to

Delaney: Leap of Poo

Congrats to all! Our next meeting will be at the German Bratz House where I think we can recruit Doodles.

We arrived in Berlin around 7:00pm and staying at the Westin.  We then all had a nice dinner at the hotel and walked to the famous Bradenburg Gate.  I'm sure we'll learn more about it tomorrow. Got to go. I feel my stomach rumbling...

"And in the end. The love you take is equal to the love you make"

Skids Lives. And Loves.