Berlin 2

New tour guide in Berlin. His name is Yohanus ("J-Yo"). He's fantastic. Not easy to wrangle 29 of us. We started the day on a walking tour of Berlin. This is Humboldt University of Berlin. Max and Ethan know a lot about what they do at Humboldt. What happens at Humboldt stays at Humboldt.

It's in a cool square. In the middle they have a memorial where some idiots burned 20,000 books that were from Jewish authors (and others) that did not support the Nazi bowel movement. J-Yo informed us there were only 2 books remaining on the empty shelves. 1) Mein Kampf and 2) Nazi's for Dummies.

Picture of the Burn Session

Memorial of Empty Shelves

J-Yo actually brought pictures with him to help bring to life historical meaning. The group had previously not been accustomed to that level of tour guide behavior. Sorry. One last J-Gina dig.

Ethan not a Jew profile. Max seems Jeworried.

J-Yo talked about the history of the city. I started getting hungry. Not sure why. I just ate. Weird. But this is a very nice church. Started to rain. Whayyy it's raining. Whayy I'm cold.

Mark found his favorite coffee place. I'll let you guess why. Hint: Put two and two together.

Amy enjoying Mark's favorite Balz. Very Jewess outfit.

Evan Jew Looking = 3

Scratch That = 8

J-Yo took us to an area where Otto Weidt helped protect blind and disabled Jews from the Nazi's. Good dude. It's a very cool art area of Berlin.

Fuck Wars: Staring R2 Fuck Hitler2

I loved this art on the street (sideways). Reminds us that we are all prisoners of our own device.

Shit! My battery is out again. Max????

Now I am really getting hungry and this sky line is getting me even hungrier.

Sky Balls. Falafel Balls Please.

Whayy I am hungry. Perfect destination for Jews on Tour.

Delaney: Still not Jew looking. Even with Mark's nose.

J-Yo. Yabba, Dabba Jew

We continued on after lunch. We learned how the post war Berlin Wall was built in one day and separated the East and West.

And what goes up, must come down. We all decided to straddle "where the wall once was" area and do the Berlin Wall Pokie...

You put your right foot West and your left foot East and shake it all about...

Next stop my favorite (if there can be) Holocaust Memorial. It was designed in a way where the magnitude of the event transcends into the magnitude of your individual moment. Quite breath taking. Never forget. Fuck you Hitler, you piece of fuck.

Leah: Jew Profile = 7; Jew Name = 10

J-Yo, great tour so far. Perfect speed and depth for our family. Another deserving Blug is for Johann Georg Elser. The one man recking crew that tried to kill Hitler, but did not succeed. "A" is for effort Johann. A memorial in the city is his profile. They must like our game also.

Not Jewy

Final stop was where Hitler died in his bunker. The hypothesis is the weak piece of shit killed himself as his bunker was getting bombed. Bye bye douchebag.

On our way back to the hotel we quickly stopped by "The 3 Sheryl's" I think it is close to a 50 year old work of art. Jew = 10.

Ok. Thinking of going to the Rolling Stones concert was easy. Actually figuring out how to get tickets and executing, not so much. Props goes out to Alex Fiance who took the smart path and dug into the Rolling Stones website. Looks like this event is starting to feel real.